Thursday, October 14, 2010

Unzipped hysteria

Jared thought the glass bowl that looked like a plastic bag was hilarious. He couldn’t stop giggling, “It’s not plastic, it’s glass! It’s NOT plastic, it’s GLASS!” as he downed fistfuls of gummy bears in fits of hysteria. Ten minutes later, the glass bag empty, Jared began to ponder the emptiness of the universe and the slumped plasticity of his soul. Then he went to the garage to smoke more weed.

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